Senior Nutrition Program: Hot meals served along with camaraderie. Must be age 60 or older and a resident of Santa Clara County. Monday-Friday, live dance music at 9:30 a.m., lunch at 11 a.m. First United Methodist Church, 535 Old San Francisco Road, Sunnyvale. Sunnyvaleumc.org/mission/seniornutrition.html. The Legend of Georgia McBride: Down-on-his-luck Elvis impersonator Casey finally achieves stardom under the tutelage of drag queen Miss Tracy Mills in Matthew Lopez’s comedy. Through Sept. 30. Bus Barn Theater, 97 Hillview Ave., Los Altos. 650/941-0551. $18-$38. www.losaltosstage.org, 650-941-0551.

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Almaden Valley Singles: The organization brings together singles over 55 and residents of Almaden Valley (95120) to enjoy a social life close to home and participate in community service. For more information, call 408.510.1961. Kirk Café at Camden: Seniors are invited to enjoy lunch and make friends at this program offered every weekday. Enjoy special events, birthday parties and guest speakers. Chinese food served on Tuesdays. Lunch is served Monday-Friday, noon. Suggested donation of $2.50 for adults 60 years and older. Camden Community Center, 3369 Union Ave., San Jose. Reservations are required (24 hours in advance). 408.371.2888.

Cupertino Library Programs: The Cupertino Knitters meet Tuesdays, 4-6 p.m, at a gathering open to knitters of all skill levels, age 10 and older, Knitters are responsible for bringing their own projects, yarn and needles, 10800 Torre Ave., Cupertino, 408.446.1677 or www.cupertino library.org, Holy Yoga: This class offers a form of experiential worship, No prior experience with yoga needed, Meets twice a week, pink dress ballet dancer wrapper dancing cupcake wrapper swan lake dancing girls cake wraps collars drama liners dancing party c Sundays, 2-3 p.m, and Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m, Free, Los Altos United Methodist Church, 655 Magdalena Ave, For more information, contact PatriciaParfett@laumc.org or 650.383.9322, www.laumc.org..

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